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In Freedom, Most People Find Sin.

Anonymous asked: What's it like being an adult

stupidstagram:

"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! next thing i know i’m staring at a ceiling that is not my own did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 

orangewave:

there are two types of people in this world

  • people i can trust to help me hide a body 
  • people who are the body 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

trustingguide:

geekyvamp:

thelessdeceived:

students-for-a-anarchist-society:

the-little-pandabear-at-221b:

I was just given information to spread around about a group of guys drugging female cosplayers in order to take advantage of them. They call themselves the GROPECREW. Please warn and spread this around! The user can be found here.

And let me make something clear… even if this IS someone trolling, I would rather make this dick-bag famous for being a twisted piece of shit than chance someone being attacked.

STICK TOGETHER, LADIES!!!

Found this post on Facebook, and thought it would be best to pass it around here.

Oi, see any fuckers like this guy at a con, fuck his shit up.

Fucking seriously? I’m an enforcer at PAXAus next month, I’ll definitely be finding a way to let the organisers know that this shit is spreading on the internet, if they don’t know already. And I too will be fucking up anyone doing shit like this.

Dickbag alert. pass it along.

Passing this along for any of my friends going to any up-coming cons!

(via talesofaceattorneys)

cosimaniehaus324-b21:

Tatiana slipping into a British accent when she’s acting as a British person acting as an American when she’s Canadian

(Source: we-have-a-connection, via thecloneclub)

gerardgayofficial:

when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor

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(Source: gerardgayofficial, via kayn007)

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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aeonbaby:

sauroniswatching:

blood-redshoes:

commanderabutt:

IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say

dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual

same bro

I like this post.

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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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polyglotinprogress:

god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige

assviolin.

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